{"id":119,"date":"2008-03-07T09:59:16","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T08:59:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driczone.net\/blog\/cons-de-chats\/"},"modified":"2008-03-07T09:59:16","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T08:59:16","slug":"cons-de-chats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inoffensif.net\/blog\/cons-de-chats","title":{"rendered":"Cons de chats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Les chats, c&rsquo;est la plaie. Ah \u00e7a c&rsquo;est mignon, c&rsquo;est calin et tout, mais qu&rsquo;est-ce qu&rsquo;ils sont p\u00e9nibles. Et pour ceux comme Albane ou moi qui pensons avoir les chats les plus \u00e9nervants au monde, voici un petit dessin anim\u00e9 qui r\u00e9tablit la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 : les chats sont extraordinairement p\u00e9nibles, c&rsquo;est dans leurs g\u00e8nes.<\/p>\n<p ALIGN=\"center\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4rb8aOzy9t4&amp;rel=1&amp;border=0\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"width\" value=\"425\" \/><param name=\"height\" value=\"355\" \/><\/object><br \/>\nSp\u00e9ciale\u00a0d\u00e9dicace\u00a0\u00e0\u00a0Chaussette\u00a0le\u00a0Chat.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<img src='https:\/\/blogmedia.driczone.net\/chiensnuls.jpg' alt='Les chiens c\u2019est nul' \/><\/p>\n<p>Et un petit projet de t-shirt trouv\u00e9 sur internet (j&rsquo;ai plus le lien) qui s&rsquo;il est commercialis\u00e9 va trouver direct un acheteur en ma personne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les chats, c&rsquo;est la plaie. Ah \u00e7a c&rsquo;est mignon, c&rsquo;est calin et tout, mais qu&rsquo;est-ce qu&rsquo;ils sont p\u00e9nibles. Et pour ceux comme Albane ou moi qui pensons avoir les chats les plus \u00e9nervants au monde, voici un petit dessin anim\u00e9 qui r\u00e9tablit la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 : les chats sont extraordinairement p\u00e9nibles, c&rsquo;est dans leurs g\u00e8nes.<\/p>\n<p ALIGN=\"center\">\nSp\u00e9ciale\u00a0d\u00e9dicace\u00a0\u00e0\u00a0Chaussette\u00a0le\u00a0Chat.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<p>Et un petit projet de t-shirt trouv\u00e9 sur internet (j&rsquo;ai plus le lien) qui s&rsquo;il est commercialis\u00e9 va trouver direct un acheteur en ma personne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,14],"tags":[22,49,63,70,98,150],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-les-animaux","category-regardez-ecoutez-jouez","tag-animaux","tag-chats","tag-debile","tag-diable","tag-humour","tag-penible"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/phuYx-1V","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inoffensif.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inoffensif.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inoffensif.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inoffensif.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inoffensif.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.inoffensif.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inoffensif.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inoffensif.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inoffensif.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}